My dream is to throw a tomato at someone on stage.
fuckoffcorry: enimrac01: knifefarty: iwonthellamaatthefayre: wibblywobblyuniverse: knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you...
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it...– Osho (via uncomfortable-)
thelawisnotbooped: do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
Last week Dahlia though “Totes Magotes” was “Totes My Goats” and I just burst out laughing in class because of it.
Im gonna go do magick so see yall later.
kanyewesticle: all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you sure ARE YOU POSITIVE The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
Anonymous asked: Mouth, heart, stomach? =)
Message me a body part, this looks so interesting
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
please ask meeee
wow im having a gloriously shitty day
vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
atomic-archangel: Damn, that’s a cold-ass honkie.
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
kordova: which demon do i have to summon to make sure my packages ship on time
cutepoweredjellyfish: hishap: Remember when the SPG fanmily was at war with a bush? My favorite memories.
ger-o-nim-o: grantaire-dont-care: dancing queen young and sweet only sewenteen OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP
supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS WAS A THING?!?!? →
So in other news I can successfully spell prejudice on the first try now.
literatechick replied to your post: I have a very big problem with prejudice. Any… WHAT ABOUT PRIDE AND PREJUDICE Well alright I’m okay with that kind of prejudice.
I have a very big problem with prejudice. Any kind of prejudice.
stanley-darsh: i want to: wear and have your clothes couple cosplay with you go to the beach with you cuddle with you give you little kissies hug you have lil date nights and days with you have ice cream together UuU